December 2011
Anonymous asked: doggie a girl and look at the camera flexing ur muscles. like in american psyco. and xmas gift for us?
I feel like I should bestow a treat onto you all for bearing with this cataclysmic blog of mine ‘til the end of the year. The question is, what sort of treat? I might videotape me shagging someone tonight and upload it. You guys seem to entertain the notion of me doing porn, right? No? You follow me because I post appreciation of Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Quentin Tarantino? Oh.
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Then there was that time a guy playfully bit my tongue but he bit it too hard and it started bleeding and then I coughed and spat blood onto his t-shirt. Curiously that was in a bathroom aswell. I’m sensing a reoccurring theme here.
Remember that time I was making out with a girl in someone’s bathroom and I decided to be kinky rough and shove her away from me against the wall, but she rebounded off the wall, fell into the bath and sprained her ankle and refused to speak to me for the rest of the night…
Anonymous asked: You are, quiet honestly, the most attractive person I've seen on the internet. Both inside and out. Perfection.
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A few months ago a girl was giving me head, and for some reason I grabbed her ears and started face fucking her, shouting out, “TAKE IT YA BITCH”. She burst out laughing and subsequently pretty much gagged herself to death. I started laughing aswell. That was a funny night.
Nothing like lightly licking a person’s lower abdomen/pelvic area with my tongue stud and feeling them shiver beneath me.
You know you haven’t had sex in a while when you’re talking about it on the internet. Goddammit.
Anonymous asked: shave the facial hair. it doesn't suit you well. you look much better clean shaven.
